I had no idea you can buy dairy on Amazon. I have no idea why you would. It appears as though Tuscan Whole Milk has become a cult classic. And the reviews are hysterical:

Just because some people aren’t interested in the march of civilizations, people who would apparently be just as happy if we could all go back in our time-machines and eat dirt, because we’ve devolved into worms, doesn’t mean that it’s funny to joke about something as relevant as interneting our grocery lists and getting milk from the mailman.

As I scrolled through the entries I realized the commenting has been going on for months. It’s almost a mini Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.
Good stuff. And good for you!
(H/T: Eugene Rant)